May 2013
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orbsteeb:
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM
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corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
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misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
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oh my god, one of the most sexist, total d bag guys I know just got into a relationship
meanwhile I am sitting in my room alone eating ring pops and avoiding studying for my midterm
where are all my potential suitors huh? HUH??
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paralysedbeaver:
John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer audition for The Office.
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stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
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regardingstraightpeople:
(Male) straight privilege is heterosexual men being concerned that all gay men will make unsolicited sexual advances, whilst they themselves do so all the time towards women and never think anything of it.
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confusedtree:
My sexiest move is where I seductively sing Tears For Fears in my head while looking at you from across the room and then leave and never cross paths with you again
how to boys
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greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
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amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woohoo
woohoo
woohoo
propose
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