The Fucking Departed

“He’s got a super weird thing with badgers.”

regardingstraightpeople:

(Male) straight privilege is heterosexual men being concerned that all gay men will make unsolicited sexual advances, whilst they themselves do so all the time towards women and never think anything of it. 

jenngofett:

I’m sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end.

good-enough-for-a-poke:

Got ya, spooked ya

confusedtree:

My sexiest move is where I seductively sing Tears For Fears in my head while looking at you from across the room and then leave and never cross paths with you again

how to boys 

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woohoo
• woohoo
• woohoo
• propose

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

Chewie, give me the gun!